By Alton Lo

HALLOWEEN EDITION!!!!!!! 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

Why can’t skeletons get angry?

Because nothing gets under their skin!🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

I am.

I am who?

Don’t tell me you forgot your name?🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷

What happens to eggs when they laugh?

They crack up🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚

Why are pirates called pirates?

They just arrr🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

What do you call a fish without an eye?

A Fsh🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟

Why did the cat sit on the mat?

Because it was fat!🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱

If you put 30 lemons in one cup and 40 oranges in another, what do you get?

Two really big cups!🍊🍋🍊🍋🍊

WHY DO DADS SNORE?

BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT DADS DO!👨‍🍼😪👨‍🍼😴👨‍🍼

Why are balloons haughty?

Because they’re always full of themselves! 🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈

Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?

Because it got stuck in a crack.  💩 💩 💩 💩💩